
Current Members
Jack Wolff

"Jiffy Lube"
President
​Jack has three insecurities. One of them is his height. He is a economics and drama major planning to graduate in 2027.
Tara Cochrane

"Grey Goose"
Our Beautiful 4th Year
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Mel Josephson

"Flex Seal"
Our Beautiful 4th Year
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Jack Ireland

"Danimals"
Vice President
Our Beautiful 4th Year
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Bryce Kirkland

"Trix"
Gig Mistress
Our Beautiful 4th Year
A rebel at heart, Bryce has decided to go against the grain and her namesake. Rather than fulfill being the frat boy she was named to be, she chooses and lives through improv.
Also going against the grain, she is a sociology and media studies double major hailing from New Jersey amongst the sea of NOVA engineers
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Farooq Khan
"Levi's"
Pub Stool
Farooq Khan is currently doing his cell bio homework and is wondering which statement correctly describes the functions of the indicated Glycophorin proteins?
(a) The Dantu hybrid GYPA/B impairs the binding of Plasmodium falciparum to the erythryocyte plasma membrane.
(b) GYPA & and the Dantu hybrid GYPA/B fusion protein, but not GYPB, interact with a specific protein on Plasmodium falciparum to enhance its binding to the erythrocyte plasma membrane.
(c) GYPA & GYPB interact with a specific proteins on Plasmodium falciparum to enable its binding to the erythrocyte plasma membrane.
(d) GYPA is required to attach the erythrocyte plasma membrane to the underlying cytoskeleton to increase its rigidity and prevent erythrocytes from being compressed in capillaries.
(e) GYPA is required to attach the erythrocyte plasma membrane to the underlying cytoskeleton to increase its flexibility and enables erythrocytes to be reversibly compressed in capillaries.
(a) (c) & (d)
(a) (c) & (e)
(b) (c) & (d)
(b) (c) & (e)
If you know the answer, please reach out.
He's 5'8 and hoping to grow.
Caitlin Durgin

"Joann Fabrics"
General
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Matthew Bach

"Beyblade"
Treasurer
​Matthew Bach II is the twenty second in a long line of improvisers, tracing back to the court jester brother of Johann Sebastian Bach. Johann's ghost compels him to do improv, but he one day hopes for the downfall of all comedy. In the meantime, he studies electrical engineering and computer engineering.
Becca Bolick

"Snapple"
Pub Stool