Current Members
Farooq Khan
"Levi's"
Our Esteemed Mr. President
Farooq Khan is currently doing his cell bio homework and is wondering which statement correctly describes the functions of the indicated Glycophorin proteins?
(a) The Dantu hybrid GYPA/B impairs the binding of Plasmodium falciparum to the erythryocyte plasma membrane.
(b) GYPA & and the Dantu hybrid GYPA/B fusion protein, but not GYPB, interact with a specific protein on Plasmodium falciparum to enhance its binding to the erythrocyte plasma membrane.
(c) GYPA & GYPB interact with a specific proteins on Plasmodium falciparum to enable its binding to the erythrocyte plasma membrane.
(d) GYPA is required to attach the erythrocyte plasma membrane to the underlying cytoskeleton to increase its rigidity and prevent erythrocytes from being compressed in capillaries.
(e) GYPA is required to attach the erythrocyte plasma membrane to the underlying cytoskeleton to increase its flexibility and enables erythrocytes to be reversibly compressed in capillaries.
(a) (c) & (d)
(a) (c) & (e)
(b) (c) & (d)
(b) (c) & (e)
If you know the answer, please reach out.
He's 5'8 and hoping to grow.
Matthew Bach
"Beyblade"
Slightly less esteemed Vice President
​Matthew Bach II is the twenty second in a long line of improvisers, tracing back to the court jester brother of Johann Sebastian Bach. Johann's ghost compels him to do improv, but he one day hopes for the downfall of all comedy. In the meantime, he studies electrical engineering and computer engineering. (Secretly hoping to throw a coup and overthrow Farooq for the presidency)
Alec Emond
"Dole"
Treasurer
Alec Emond
(We're sure he isn't stealing money from us)
Becca Bolick
"Snapple"
Publicity Stool
​Becca Bolick is secretly inhabiting this body and is really a leprechaun. SHHHH it's a secret none of the other Whethermen know. She was previously living with a band of circus people who taught her how to do handstands and eat strawberries at an alarmingly fast rate until a long pause in an awkward conversation called her away to make people laugh. She jumped on her traveling rainbow and rushed to "yes, and" all the way to the top improvising red heads in the galaxy. Becca's pretend persona is from Southwest Virginia and is double majoring in Government and Drama.
Bryce Kirkland
"Trix"
General Member &
Our Beautiful 4th Year
A rebel at heart, Bryce has decided to go against the grain and her namesake. Rather than fulfill being the frat boy she was named to be, she chooses and lives through improv.
Also going against the grain, she is a sociology and media studies double major hailing from New Jersey amongst the sea of NOVA engineers.​​​
Jack Ireland
"Danimals"
General Member &
Our Beautiful 4th Year
Despite both his parents being collegiate lacrosse athletes, Jack defiantly turned to them and declared "I don't want to play lacrosse!" pivoting to improv comedy to abandon the family legacy. Secretly, his parents wished they had also stood up to their parents and demanded they also do improv. Now Jack is A First Team All-American Improv starter. The only unfortunate thing is he doesn't get to hear the game day announcer say "Jack Ireland is studying Music, Drama, Leadership, and Religious Studies from Richmond, Virginia."
Jack Wolff
Zayne Sayers
"Jiffy Lube"
Gig Mistress
​Jack has three insecurities. One of them is his height. He is an economics and drama major planning to graduate in 2027.
"Ford"
Social Chair
The closest The Whethermen will get to a cowboy, and yes he used to drive a ford. He is from Southwest Virginia and is studying Pysch.
Mel Josephson
"Flex Seal"
General Member &
Our Beautiful 4th Year
IMPROVISER... I HARDLY KNOW HER!​
Mel is a fourth year studying public policy and leadership at the Batten School. She spends her free time working and an unpaid agent of the UVA athletic department. Currently, Mel awaits a lucrative NIL deal with Wawa.
Tara Cochrane
"Grey Goose"
General Member &
Our Beautiful 4th Year
​
Caitlin Durgin
"Joann Fabrics"
General Member
​