Current Members

Farooq Khan

"Levi's"

Our Esteemed Mr. President

Farooq Khan is currently doing his cell bio homework and is wondering which statement correctly describes the functions of the indicated Glycophorin proteins?

(a) The Dantu hybrid GYPA/B impairs the binding of Plasmodium falciparum to the erythryocyte plasma membrane.

(b) GYPA & and the Dantu hybrid GYPA/B fusion protein, but not GYPB, interact with a specific protein on Plasmodium falciparum to enhance its binding to the erythrocyte plasma membrane.

(c) GYPA & GYPB interact with a specific proteins on Plasmodium falciparum to enable its binding to the erythrocyte plasma membrane.

(d) GYPA is required to attach the erythrocyte plasma membrane to the underlying cytoskeleton to increase its rigidity and prevent erythrocytes from being compressed in capillaries.

(e) GYPA is required to attach the erythrocyte plasma membrane to the underlying cytoskeleton to increase its flexibility and enables erythrocytes to be reversibly compressed in capillaries.

(a) (c) & (d)

(a) (c) & (e)

(b) (c) & (d)

(b) (c) & (e)

If you know the answer, please reach out.

He's 5'8 and hoping to grow.

Alec Emond

"Dole"
Treasurer
Alec Emond
Alec "Dole" Emond is currently under investigation by the IRS. The Whethermen decline to comment at this time.

Zayne Sayers

"Ford"
Social Chair
The closest The Whethermen will get to a cowboy, and yes he used to drive a ford. He is from Southwest Virginia and is studying Pysch.

Eva Klinker

"Kindle"
General Member
Eva is an android who was created in the data centers of Northern Virginia. She is studying mechanical engineering so she can further the development of her kind. Eva hopes to forge lasting alliances with humanity through the medium of improv comedy.

Matthew Bach

"Beyblade"

Slightly less esteemed Vice President

Matthew Bach II is the twenty second in a long line of improvisers, tracing back to the court jester brother of Johann Sebastian Bach. Johann's ghost compels him to do improv, but he one day hopes for the downfall of all comedy. In the meantime, he studies electrical engineering and computer engineering. (Secretly hoping to throw a coup and overthrow Farooq for the presidency)

Becca Bolick

"Snapple"

Publicity Stool

Becca Bolick is secretly inhabiting this body and is really a leprechaun. SHHHH it's a secret none of the other Whethermen know. She was previously living with a band of circus people who taught her how to do handstands and eat strawberries at an alarmingly fast rate until a long pause in an awkward conversation called her away to make people laugh. She jumped on her traveling rainbow and rushed to "yes, and" all the way to the top improvising red heads in the galaxy. Becca's pretend persona is from Southwest Virginia and is double majoring in Sociology and Drama.

Jack Wolff

"Jiffy Lube"

Gig Mistress

Jack has three insecurities. One of them is his height. He is an economics and drama major planning to graduate in 2027.

Vera Lapidus

"Pop Rocks"
General Member
Vera Lapidus hails from distant lands and previously moved through life in constant fear of improv comedy. They have since reconsidered. They spend their time flapping their time flapping their mermaid tail and eating copious amounts of glitter. By night they study architecture.

Nicole Papera

General Member
Growing up around giraffes wasn't the easiest for Nicole Papera; especially with the constant recalling of lettuce. Her height, however, proved her endurance to be strong among the herd. This led to her adoption of racing long distances. Soon enough she learned that being tall doesn't always equal being fast, enticing her to study biology and philosophy in her zoo enclosure to learn how to be mentally shorter. Born at the Georgia Zoo, sometimes she says she's from the Georgia Aquarium to feel something because everyone knows Georgia's aquarium, but not their zoo.