
Current Members
Farooq Khan

"Levi's"
Our Esteemed Mr. President
Farooq Khan is currently doing his cell bio homework and is wondering which statement correctly describes the functions of the indicated Glycophorin proteins?
(a) The Dantu hybrid GYPA/B impairs the binding of Plasmodium falciparum to the erythryocyte plasma membrane.
(b) GYPA & and the Dantu hybrid GYPA/B fusion protein, but not GYPB, interact with a specific protein on Plasmodium falciparum to enhance its binding to the erythrocyte plasma membrane.
(c) GYPA & GYPB interact with a specific proteins on Plasmodium falciparum to enable its binding to the erythrocyte plasma membrane.
(d) GYPA is required to attach the erythrocyte plasma membrane to the underlying cytoskeleton to increase its rigidity and prevent erythrocytes from being compressed in capillaries.
(e) GYPA is required to attach the erythrocyte plasma membrane to the underlying cytoskeleton to increase its flexibility and enables erythrocytes to be reversibly compressed in capillaries.
(a) (c) & (d)
(a) (c) & (e)
(b) (c) & (d)
(b) (c) & (e)
If you know the answer, please reach out.
He's 5'8 and hoping to grow.
Alec Emond

"Dole"
Treasurer
Alec Emond
Alec "Dole" Emond is currently under investigation by the IRS. The Whethermen decline to comment at this time.
Zayne Sayers

"Ford"
Social Chair
The closest The Whethermen will get to a cowboy, and yes he used to drive a ford. He is from Southwest Virginia and is studying Pysch.
Matthew Bach

"Beyblade"
Slightly less esteemed Vice President
Matthew Bach II is the twenty second in a long line of improvisers, tracing back to the court jester brother of Johann Sebastian Bach. Johann's ghost compels him to do improv, but he one day hopes for the downfall of all comedy. In the meantime, he studies electrical engineering and computer engineering. (Secretly hoping to throw a coup and overthrow Farooq for the presidency)
Becca Bolick

"Snapple"
Publicity Stool
Becca Bolick is secretly inhabiting this body and is really a leprechaun. SHHHH it's a secret none of the other Whethermen know. She was previously living with a band of circus people who taught her how to do handstands and eat strawberries at an alarmingly fast rate until a long pause in an awkward conversation called her away to make people laugh. She jumped on her traveling rainbow and rushed to "yes, and" all the way to the top improvising red heads in the galaxy. Becca's pretend persona is from Southwest Virginia and is double majoring in Government and Drama.
Jack Wolff

"Jiffy Lube"
Gig Mistress
Jack has three insecurities. One of them is his height. He is an economics and drama major planning to graduate in 2027.